The Royal Wedding Recap!

Well if we remember back a few months ago, Babcia was very upset that she wasn't invited to Prince William and Kate's wedding. When I woke up this morning, Babcia gave me the lowdown on the entire wedding...(here are some highlights)

1. The hats were fabulous
2. The Queen didn't have a black purse like she's been carrying for the past week
3. Kate wore flats down the aisle
4. Did you see her sister's dress?? THAT IS CLASS.
5. HE COULDN'T FIT THE RING ON HER FINGER!!
6. She had 4.. FOUR bouquets, because the flowers wilt ya know!

Then I asked her what SHE wore to the wedding... 

"Well, I got up early, put eye drops in my eyes, brushed my hair, and attended in my flannel nightgown, and I didn't have any shoes on! I didn't have a hat either..." 

WHAT?! I wish these were fashionably acceptable in America... Maybe not THESE, but hats.

If Babcia got to wear a hat, I hope it would be one like Princess Eugenie's (on the right). That has to be some sort of balancing act!

Ritalin and Adderall,
Justine

NO EXCUSES.

The hoarding continues. I was in Babcia's basement looking for scrap fabric I can use to cover a corkboard that I bought for mega-cheap today for my new apartment, and instead I found THIS:

WHAT?!

THAT'S FIVE. COUNT 'EM. FIVE IRONS. WHO NEEDS FIVE IRONS?!
When asked about this one...she said that it's her "favorite iron" and they don't make them anymore. A likely story...

So Justine does her research:

Mhmm... Exactly.

Just what I suspected. Definitely still available. That makes 5 extra irons completely ridiculous.

DabigaTRAN and AcetylJUSTINE,
Justine

You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know you're getting old when you pick up the remote and dial it like a telephone.

I guess it KINDA looks like a remote control...

But the kicker was when one of her best friends called Babcia and made her feel 100% better for what she had previously done, because her friend had DIALED THE MICROWAVE instead of the phone!

Both are hilarrrrious.

Aricept and Exelon,
Justine