Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A Mysterious Mystery.

Scene of the crime: The Kitchen.

Exhibit A (Primary Evidence): Bag of pine-cones. A cookie sheet with aluminum foil on it, and approximately 10 pine-cones precariously placed upon the cookie sheet. Oven preheated to 350 degrees F.
Exhibit A.
Exhibit B (Secondary Evidence): 2 hours later, a plastic bag containing a can of red spray paint, one container of silver glitter, and one container of gold glitter appeared on the counter-top.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? ... What would be your next move?
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Here's what I did:

Statement from the Defendant: "I'm baking pine-cones and then painting them red, then covering them in glitter for the Garden Club... It may smell like pine in here soon..."

Verdict:  I should have assumed something as easy as COOKING PINE-CONES. What? It was the strangest thing to see... Pine-cones in the oven.

Xanax and Seroquel,
Justine

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