Exhibit A (Primary Evidence): Bag of pine-cones. A cookie sheet with aluminum foil on it, and approximately 10 pine-cones precariously placed upon the cookie sheet. Oven preheated to 350 degrees F.
Exhibit A. |
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ... What would be your next move?
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Here's what I did:
Statement from the Defendant: "I'm baking pine-cones and then painting them red, then covering them in glitter for the Garden Club... It may smell like pine in here soon..."
Verdict: I should have assumed something as easy as COOKING PINE-CONES. What? It was the strangest thing to see... Pine-cones in the oven.
Xanax and Seroquel,
Justine
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