Here is how a typical "ringing of the doorbell" went:
*doorbell rings*
Babcia: *starts walking down the hallway to the door in her MuuMuu* BOOOOOoooooOOo! BOOooooOoooOOo!!! *opens door*
Kids: TRICK OR TREAT!
Babcia: Oh my goodness! Look at all of these costumes! COME IN! COME IN! (she assured Wenisa and I that this wasn't weird. Apparently she knows all of the children and she didn't think that it was weird to invite children into her home...)
Kids: ... Trick of Treatttt!!!!
Babcia: OK! I'll take... I'll take the TRICK! What trick do you have for me?
Kids: *DEAD STARE* *DEER IN HEADLIGHTS* uhhhhhhh
Kid #1: I can't do anything...
Babcia: I'm sure you can do something! Sing me a song, do a dance for me, anything? Show me a trick!
Kids: *MORE DEAD STARES*
Kid #2: I'm an acrobat, so I can touch my head with my feet! *proceeds to take off her coat and demonstrate this "Trick"
Babcia: OH WOW! That was wonderful! What about you?
Kid #1: I can't do anything...
Kid #3: I do yoga! I can do Ninja Pose #3 for you...
Babcia: OH WOW! Alrighty, Justine and Wenisa will give you candy now!
You can see the MuuMuu...and Ninja Pose 3. |
of the Lady in the MuuMuu who invites you in her house and makes you do tricks in her foyer.
Effexor and Klonopin Kisses,
Justine
hahahahahahahahaha
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